January 2011
December 2010
I went to Berkeley
okayokaynomayo:
dzumeister:
okayokaynomayo:
dzumeister:
and I saw a good looking guy
who was a ginger
I think I gasm’d in the split second that I saw his good-natured, smiling, glasses-framed face.
Heyhey, gingers are sexy. Why so surprised?
not surprised, just emphasizing the sexiness
and the reasons for my split-second homosexualness
Damn, I was hoping that was more than...
I went to Berkeley
okayokaynomayo:
dzumeister:
and I saw a good looking guy
who was a ginger
I think I gasm’d in the split second that I saw his good-natured, smiling, glasses-framed face.
Heyhey, gingers are sexy. Why so surprised?
not surprised, just emphasizing the sexiness
and the reasons for my split-second homosexualness
I was going to make an account on goodreads.com,...
lifeofabookworm:
Cannot become a part of this.
I went to Berkeley
and I saw a good looking guy
who was a ginger
I think I gasm’d in the split second that I saw his good-natured, smiling, glasses-framed face.
CONFESSION
I-I think I have a glasses fetish…
L-like, I have this thing for girls who wear glasses
because the glasses just frame their eyes in the sexiest way
and give them this ‘come hither’ look
…
a-and it makes me….
SWOON
Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock.
itspurecreation:
Scissors cut paper.
Paper covers rock.
Rock crushes lizard.
Lizard poisons Spock.
Spock smashes scissors.
Scissors decapitate lizard.
Lizard eats paper.
Paper disproves Spock.
Spock vaporizes rock.
Rock crushes scissors.
Vietnamese Joke
stfuangeline:
tristinbot:
There are three guys in an elevator, a White guy, a Black guy, and a Vietnamese guy. The white guy asked “Who farted?” Black guy said “Not me did you?” Then the Vietnamese guy asked “Ai dit?”
ROFLCOPTER.
