I’m also excited to try some of that famous fried butter-on-a-stick, fried cheesecake-on-a-stick, fried Twinkies, etc. I’ll enjoy them in honor of those who’d rather make us just ‘eat our peas’!
Sarah Palin, Lord of the Dullards, in an email to her slovenly death cult announcing her intentions to spend the weekend at the Iowa State Fair. (via cajunboy)
Hero of the stupid.
(via soupsoup)
GUYS GUYS IT’S SARAH SUTTON DAY
You’re tall and fun and skinny
You’re really really pretty
Ginny Sarah
I’m the Mickey to your Minnie
The Tigger to your Winnie
Ginny Sarah
I wanna take you to the city
Gonna take you out to dinny
Ginny Sarah
You’re cuter than a guinea pig
Wanna take you up to Winnipeg
THAT’S IN CANADA
Ginny Ginny Ginny Ginny Sarah
SARAH’S BACK
SARAH’S BACK
SARAH’S BACK
SARAH’S BACK
GUYS GUYS IT’S SARAH DAY
You’re tall and fun and skinny
You’re really really pretty
Ginny Sarah
I’m the Mickey to your Minnie
The Tigger to your Winnie
Ginny Sarah
I wanna take you to the city
Gonna take you out to dinny
Ginny Sarah
You’re cuter than a guinea pig
Wanna take you up to Winnipeg
THAT’S IN CANADA
Ginny Ginny Ginny Ginny Sarah
DZU YOU MAKE MY LIFE.
IT’S WHAT I DO
Sarah Smiles | Panic! At The Disco
Sarah smiles like Sarah doesn’t care
Does my destiny lie with you, Dzu.
YES, YES IT DOES.
Anonymous asked:
I started Letters for Sarah as a way to share things with my ex-girlfriend and former close friend, Sarah. I shared the blog with several other of her close friends (although they really didn’t do anything).
At first it was mainly just me writing legit letters to her daily. After we broke up we stopped talking, but I decided to keep the blog because I want to keep the friendship, and I was hoping that it would have something for her to look at when we started being friends again.
I’ll probably delete it soon because it doesn’t look like it’s going to get better.
Idiot Woman Trying To Sue Because ‘Drive’ Wasn’t More Like ‘The Fast and the Furious’
Some crazy beeyotch named Sarah Deming (more like Sarah DUMBing, amirite?) is suing because she thinks the above trailer for Drive is misleading.
From Techdirt:
The lawsuit claimed that the producers and movie theater “promoted the film Drive as very similar to the Fast and Furious, or similar, series of movies.” And yet… “Drive bore very little similarity to a chase or race action film… having very little driving in the motion picture.” She’s arguing that this violates Michigan’s consumer protection laws.
First of all, this trailer looks NOTHING like the F&F movies, and here’s a few scientifically proven ways you can tell:
- The entire trailer wasn’t a series of car chases and explosions set to bassy techno.
- No bit role from a rapper playing the token black dude who says “funny” shit.
- No Ed Hardy t-shirts.
- The movie looked good.
And second of all, this bitch best be trollin’. Complaining about Drive not being more like The Fast and the Furious is like complaining about a $50 steak not being deep fried fat people turds.
is this the real life
or is this just fantasy
